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Caption submissions we've received so far:

Horse show husbands just can't keep up. - Marilyn, San Antonio, TX

And here we have an example of... A Horse Husband. - Lora, San Antonio, TX

Man, when is halter gonna END? And why isn't there anywhere to plug in the TV...I'm missing the game... - Rita, San Antonio, TX

Yeah honey you were great! I was watching your every move. - Mandy, Lolita, TX

Ya, honey I'm just resting my eyes. - Debbie, San Antonio, TX

And visions of manure forks and hay bales and fencelines danced in his head . . . - Pam, Cumby, TX

Yes Ma'am, that's my baby at the end of a long hard show day. - Chrissy, Niederwald, TX

They all LOOK innocent when they're sleeping...but we women know better! - Belinda, Austin, TX

"Yep, I'm "King of the Cowboys"....I've won World Championship titles in Team Roping, Cutting, Team Penning and Calf Roping. I'm a manly man, women swoon over me, men respect me...." (Darn...it's only in my dreams) - Deborah, North Carolina

Hmmmm- that crazy redhead gets any closer you won't see nothin but hats and chairs flying! - JD, Niederwald, TX

Sure I could of took up golf- but miss all this??? NO WAY - JD, Niederwald, TX

It's been a loooong day already...
"Hook up the trailer honey."
"Let's get it loaded honey."
"Drive faster sweetheart."
"Let's get him ready honey."
"My stirrups are too long baby."
"We only have 4 hours till we show darlin'."
God I'm glad she loves me and lets me tag along! (xxx) - JD, Niederwald, TX

New show saddle and Bridle-- don't ask
Show fees $40.00
Stall Fee $20.00
New bit cause it's gotta be a snaffle $12.00
Leather punch cause stirrups are too long $10.00
Snacks drinks etc $25.00
10 min nap at Horse Gazette Table-Priceless - JD (yet again), Niederwald, TX

He he he...as long as I stay like this they won't expect me to volunteer for anything. - JD, Niederwald, TX

Men are sooooo good at PRETENDING to be sleeping to get out of working! - Faith, South Dakota

I can see through my eyelids, I know what's going on around me at all times! - James Bond, Agent 007

Last call for entry #207, Were could he be, he is missing his class!!!! - Susan, Seguin, TX

Damn! Somebody found my hiding spot! Maybe if I lie real still... - Renee, Luling, TX

"Is the wife gone yet?" - Karen, Luck, WI

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